The following is an excerpt from 101 Wizard Jokes by Ben Shakey. It will be published by Provocation Kids Books in March 2009
Q: What was the Wizards favorite Beach Boys Song?
A: Help Me Wand-A
Q: What held together the Wizard's majic book?
A: The Spell binding
Q: What do you call a wizard from outer space?
A: A flying sorcerer
Q: Why did the wizard go to the hospital?
A: He had a staff infection
Q: What did the wizard put on the no parking sign?
A: Violators will be toads
Q: What kind of car does a Wizard drive?
A: A Ford Hocus Focus
Q:What kind of Coffee is preferred by most Wizards?
A: Maxspell house
Q: What does a wizard say for is special flattening spell?
A: Pressed - O!
Q: What does a wizard use to conjure up an atom?
A: Eye of Nuetron
Q:Did you hear about the wizard that could only predict sad fortunes?
A: He used a crystal bawl?
Q:What Wizard hangs out at the beach?
A: A Surfer Druid
Q: Where does he go surfing?
A: In the pacific potion
Q: Who was the Wizard's favorite actor?
A: James Gandolf-ini
Q: What are popular names for Wizard's babies?
A: Al Chemy for Boys and Necro-Nancy for girls
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